City Harvest Church


a terrorization group that

1) lures you into donating money “in the name of god” to them and thus the head pastor embezzling the funds to fund his wife’s sh-tty career
2) preaches about money, not god
3) believers that think their pastor is very innocent
4) believers who pray for their head pastor who is most certainly going to have life imprisonment
5)money…money…money
did you hear about city harvest church? they did 100million dollars!

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