Civ


the name for a person who plays civilization games. generally acts like a pompous -sshat and know-it-all. tries to weasel into social groups by talking about civilization.
bob: “you know what game i love? civilization. you can build technology and launch the first lunar lander and -”

ted: “is there zerglings?”

bob: “no, but -”

ted: “shut up, civ.”
1) sid meiyer’s civilization. the best game series ever created.
2) any game that you cant stop playing for more then 3 hours.
civ 4 will destroy my life.

man, master of orion totally cived me.
^don’t know what the h-ll he’s smoking, but i’ve only heard civ used as short for civilization, one of the greatest games of all time.
in civ 3: conquests you can be a fascist nation, what could be better?
a horrible ice hockey goaltender
the other team’s goalie was such a civ, he missed 3 shots from the blue line and scored on himself at the end of the second period.
1) an insult coined among military personnel, used to describe someone who is lazy, weak, or unmotivated, i.e. a civilian.
1) this civ in the bar told me “all the soldiers in iraq are r-t-rded”, so i stuffed his bar stool up his -ss sideways.
a derogatory term used to describe a person who is useless or annoying. a random person.
jake is such a civ.

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