city warlock
typically a caucasian male with a very well groomed scruffy beard and a fresh faded haircut . usually wearing selvage denim, work boots from redwing and vintage t-shirts that pre-date their existence on this planet. the “city warlock” will also don a denim jacket in extreme heat with no care of sweating because they are cold blooded and only see “things and money “. city warlock can be found at tattoo shops, concerts, online, your local hipster watering hole. city warlock is always wearing a few rings and a big and expensive watch. he will always tell you what time it is and how good he is at everything. he was in a band that almost got signed and you will never be as crispy as the folds of denim behind his knees, you will never be as cool as his turquoise ring and you will never be as amazing as this f-ckboi.
musical preferences include,
anything douchy .
food, souls, craft made street tacos, organic money.
most likely dating, a city witch.
did you see that city warlock run game on the counter person?! he’s wearing a canadian tuxedo and turquoise rings!
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