clacked
to be clacked.
accosted heavily for errors in judgement, rationality, respect or placement of blame or otherwise.
that moment when someone says the wrong thing to the wrong person and in response (s)he proceeds to completely blow up their situation using perfectly arranged words, logic and rightious indignation to devastate the perpetrator upon being so erroneous or misplacing contempt or otherwise.
1. hey what took you so long, dumb-ss?!
2. oh, you mean how you were in my bathroom all night f-cking my ex that you knew i was patching things up with and that i had told you in confidence was a little conflicted and that we were both having a moment of weakness? well, to tell you the truth, i just f-cked your girlfriend up stairs and then i called your boss and told them you’ve been scamming him out of money and then i called your mother and told her that you were actually the one who wrecked her car and now, right now, i’m holding the phone up with your side chick on the line who thinks she is your one and only… dumb-ss.
3. through the phone wow, you just got clacked.
when someone is really, really, really high or drunk. auditory and visual functioning are impaired to comedic levels and the individual expresses a desire to stay in a place where other people want to leave or leave a place where everyone is staying because the alcohol and drugs are impairing their thought processes and physical stability.
jason red was already clacked, but the twerk queen twerking on him pushed him over the edge and made him the party early. “i’m clacked! i got graduation tomorrow and i’m hungry.”
billy blue was so clacked that he had to have an escort (zack black) to prevent security from kicking him out because of his boisterous and rowdy behavior.
hoping for a humerous release of wind you inadvertently fill your underpants with solid, rendering them unusable
husband: “ooops!! i just clacked my trunks”
wife: “oh, not again darling?! here’s your spare pair, now go throw those filthy ones in the bin”
the action of getting ran into on a ski slope. usually a result of a gaper taking slow, unpredictable turns that take up the entire mountain.
dude that gaper made a turn out of nowhere and i clacked him!
sorry i’m late, i almost clacked this gaper back there.
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