clacktop is a type of s&m
it is when the more domineering half of the realtionship straps their partner to a bed and hires a monkey to bite his/her nipples. this will send an -rg-sm to the other body, endorphins, these chemicals get released into the air, causing the monkey to act as if drunk, exciting the couple
#1: last night…
#2: what!?!?! tell me now or i will stab ure p-n-s
#1: i hadd…………
1#: im not f-cking victorian…… clacktop!!!!!!
so lame that it hurts. person 1: hey, man, jo called for you. person 2: jo who? person 1: jo mama person 2: that was so f-cking lurt, man.
term used to describe the combination of oxycontin and heroin. “man i think we have a crisis” “what?” “i think i loset my heroin oxy combo” “so you mean ur o-henry” a s-xual act performed using a v-g-n-l speculum. the partner, male or female, opens the v-g-n-. the receiving partner holds the speculum while the […]
- Lit Dub
leave. it. to. (double b) beaver. b-tch. lit dub is a corny -ss person (usually white, middle cl-ss, middle aged males) that have white picket fences surrounding their perfectly manicured suburban lawns. they have a wholesome mormon/amish/mr. rogers neighborhood-like quality that seems as if they have jumped right out of an episode of the tv […]
a website like omegle, where you chat with random strangers. i like to confuse people on there. imeetzu: you are now chatting with a stranger! you: hi stranger: hey you: sup? stranger: nm, you? you: doing drugz lyke w0w. stranger: wtf?!?!? your chat has been disconnected, click here to chat again
a really greasy person with bad acne, greasy hair, yellow teeth, and a huge -ss you f-cked her, that b-tch is a bambic