Claim Chowder


a poorly substantiated -ssertion regarding the future status or make of an item which is cited by a dubious party for later use as a reference of gross inaccuracy and to exercise gloating. most often employed in the context of technological advancement.
here’s some claim chowder for you; my buddy swears that there’s gotta be an e-ink version of the ipad soon since people love their kindles so much.

not gonna happen. the ipad is too good at playing back video.

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