Clam Baked
the female version of being tea bagged. usually happens when someone is napping on the couch or p-ssed out on the floor at a party. it can only occur if only v-g-n- or taint touches the head, it does not count if any booty is used. can be done with or without pants. can also be know as clam basting.
jaims: gary is p-ssed out on the floor.
blakely: hold my pants. he’s about to get clam baked.
very similiar to hotboxing. it is when you are in a vehicle while smoking one or more joints or other forms of pot-smoking. the smoke that is exhaled is formed in the vehicle. it gets this definition because when you cook clams the steam forms inside the pot just as the smoke forms in the vehicle.
d-mn, last night was crazy. i was clam-baked.
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