Clam Bandit
a bandit that eats clams. also known as a lesbian.
the red room is full of clam bandits on ladies night.
(noun) – a person or persons who do not do their washing up and leave the kitchen in an awful mould-infested state. someone who is generally a messy b-gg-r.
“oh laura, you haven’t done your washing up again! you filthy clam bandit!…go to bed!”
(noun) a person who hits on/sleeps with your girlfriend/wife/girl you’re in the middle of making moves on or that you’re extremely interested in.
“dude, i was talking to this girl and i really like her and my friend josh just came up and asked her out!, he’s a total clam bandit!”
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