clam jack
the comparative term to the male “c-ck block.” it means to effectively stop a female companion from getting laid.
i was gonna bring this hot guy back to my apartment, but my b-tch roommate decided to pull a clam jack.
when a woman interferes with one’s attempt to hook up with someone. similar to “c-ckblock”.
“he was totally into me, but then that b-tch showed up and clamjacked me.”
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