Clamo
(noun) one who is tied down by a significant other – their clam – and who is cl-ssified as a p-ssy, or whipped in a relationship.
keith in room 512 is a f-cking clamo.
a person who sweats profusely and tends to have clammy hands. exercise is a known trigger.
if you ever come into contact with a clamo, be sure to wash your hands immediately afterwards.
because ken decided to ride his bike to the party, he arrived looking as if he were a clamo.
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