clamped


when someone “clamps” you it means your wrong and you cant make a come back.
man 1:our football team is better than yours
man 2:no it isnt we totally kick your teams -ss
man 1:thats why we beat you 5 nil and won the league then
man 2:ye but..but..but…get lost you -sshole
man 1:ha ha your clamped
a s-xual act of pumping a females -ss, mouth or v-g-n- open with the male genitals
i clamped that girl so hard, me and that b-tch over there clamped, her hot mouth was clamped really tight on my b-lls, i’d so clamp that girl!
what the ladies of clamp are infamous for – destroying the lives of their characters in any way possible.
fai was pretty bubbly until he got clamped and had his eye gouged out and eaten.
same as shammers, “unlucky mate”
if you understand shammers, you understand clamped

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