clamshellz
the new, avant-garde way of saying the word “old.” originates from the fact that clams have sh-lls. also spelling words with ‘z’s just makes them that much cooler. for more emphasis, try using it in capitals, i.e.: clamsh-llz. remember, never ever separate the two words, as some cultures find the separated words extremely offensive.
ok go’s dancing, sadly unlike alex kapranos, will never grow clamsh-llz.
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