Clanass


1. noun – (shippus pukeit-tus)

a) a term used to describe an ultimately annoying on screen couple.

b) ultimately badly written characters.

c) the sound a dog makes when it’s kicked in the groin region.

d) the color of vomit.

2. adj. – description for an an annoying fanbase. origins of this word trace back to cw series smallville for clark/lana shippers.
hey joe, did you know that your dog just made a clan-ss?

clark and lana are just so compeltely clan-ss!

did you see the clan-ss on the floor? it’s completely disgusting!

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