Clarkson Theory

clarkson theory is the idea that if a group of middle aged men who do not know each other, are forced into conversation,the subject of jeremy clarkson (and or top gear) will definitley be discussed.
brian was forced into conversation with paul and steve at a dinner party, not knowing either of them clarkson theory was quickly put into practice…

steve-“so this is awkward”


brian-“did any of you hear what clarkson said the other day?”…

steve-“yer bl–dy hilarious!”

paul-“ha ha ha …gypsies.

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