Clarkston Junior High School
if you have read the definition of clarkston high school, take that, but make it worse. cjhs is full of a bunch of freshman, that look at themselves as highschoolers, but in reality, they aren’t. because they are still stuck in a junior high. the only thing worse than the wanna-be freshman is the imature eighth graders. the boys are c-cky, the girls are full of themselves, and it is an overall bad place to be. if you even consider wearing yogs to school, think twice, because your -ss will be grabbed at least 6 times. if you think you fit in, think again. because the only way you will ever fit in in this h-llhole is if you wear hollister everyday of your life, have a big -ss, and if you are borderline r-t-rded. clarkston is full of a bunch of dumb-ss’ that look at themselves as smart, but for some reason will never make it anywhere, well, because they are from clarkston.
teacher- you’re shirt is wayyyy too low. it’s too revealing
student- i’m wearing a turtle neck…..
teacher- but this is clarkston junior high school, nothing is appropriate enough.
student- k, then i’ll just go put my cult dress on.
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