Clasm


a portmanteau of the words clown and chasm. it is a derogatory australian slang word that denotes both camaraderie for the person and idiocy of their actions, without necessarily being mutually exclusive.
“did you hit yourself in the face with that plank of wood bob? you’re a clasm!”

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