HOECRASTINATE
when you supposed to be doin hw but instead u suckin d–k!
girl in cl-ss: “girl, did you do last night’s -ssignment?”
another girl in cl-ss: “yeah, girl”
girl in cl-ss: “can i copy pls, i was too busy… nahmean”
another girl in cl-ss: “dam b-tch y u always gotta hoecrastinate fo'”
when a s-xually promiscuous female delays work in favor of sl-ting it up.
loosely related to brocrastinate.
i was about to go to the library to study but i went over to john’s house and hoecrastinated instead.
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