classic hitchman

the act of stealing your friend’s more impressive job t-tle and professional ident-ty on a night out in an effort to appear more like the alpha male you’re not.
james: “hey man, how was your night out last night?”
brian: “yeah good, i told a girl i worked for ey and we ended up back at her place!”
james: “ahh the cl-ssic hitchman. well played!”

paolo: “dude, i totally hitchman’d my way into a threesome last night!”
jeremy: “no way, how d’you manage that?”
paolo: “told them i’m worked for morgan stanley lol”

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