1. to be cl-ssic-modern
2. to have cl-ssic charm and modern sensibilities
3. the process by which someone gets their -ss beat in high school.
4. a racial slur in lower ireland
ex. the black keys are f-cking cl-ssmo. sounds like some b-tching -ss motown produced in 0’ten.

ex. “i’m sick of these f-cking cl-ssmo’s coming into our homes with their jungle music.” – drunk o’donnashirehoof

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