claudia sucks
whenever someone blames you for something that you are too scared to explain you simply say claudia sucks.
mom: john! why is my fine china broken?
john: uh…well claudia sucks.
mom: i agree! now i heard the new harry potter movie is out!
john: oh boy!
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