Cleaner Beaner


a person who cleans your house that is of hispanic ancestry. generally female but can be male. for a male example, see the movie the birdcage. may be paid for their services in either us dollar or tacos. if paying in tacos you must tip in salsa.
d-mn bro, i just took a nasty sh-t. i gotta call the cleaner beaner to shine up my porcelain throne.

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