to turn a simple answer into a long drawn out and useless lesson, much like the cliff clavin character in the television show “cheers”
don’t clavinize your answer, just give me the facts.
ex:if you were to go back in history and take every president, you’ll find that the numerical value of each letter in their name was equally divisible into the year in which they were elected. by my calculations, our next president has to be named yellnick mcwawa.

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