Claw Job
when you hang your flaccid p-n-s over a cat’s head, the cat, believing it is a dangling toy, claws the tip of your p-n-s until -rg-sm is achieved.
clawjob can also be used in slang terms by saying clawsdale.
blaze: i just want kesha to give me a softy right now.
me: i want a f-cking claw job right now. trixy, get over here.
i was just trying to get ready for work this morning and i nutted everywhere because i got the greatest clawsdale of my life. three swipes of the claw and i achieved nirvana.
a amputee giving a hand job using a prosthetic arm with a claw attachment.
1) she gives the best claw jobs.
2) it was a normal drab day in speech. then she walked in, the highlight of my day, the most beautiful girl i have ever set eyes on since heather mills. she was gorgeous, then see turned and i saw it. a prosthetic arm with a claw, it was angelic. i knew right then i had to get a claw job from her.
a amputee giving a hand job using a prosthetic arm with a claw attachment.
1) she gives the best claw jobs.
2) it was a normal drab day in speech. then she walked in, the highlight of my day, the most beautiful girl i have ever set eyes on since heather mills. she was gorgeous, then see turned and i saw it. a prosthetic arm with a claw, it was angelic. i knew right then i had to get a claw job from her.
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