a noun made up to confuse people and make them look like an idiot pretending to know what it is. usually used in a question asking somebody what their claymen looks like. usually also used to make it sound rather perverted. off family guy i think. no idea where it actually started.
do you have a claymen?
hey where’s your claymen?
dude my claymen itches so bad. wanna scratch it for me?
what does your claymen look like?
a perfect unspoiled man, able to adapt and mold himself.
a blank canvas.
we are so lucky to hire this young clayman before some one had a chance to spoil him.
tall lanky claytopians interacting with humans on earth
bates is a clayman
person who enjoys the act of licking the -n-s and the area between the s-x organs and -n-s, which is covered in a sweet liquid or syrup. when done in prison, the reciever is dominant; the one doing it is submissive. clayman loves to play soggy sao at lunchtime. after playing at lunchtime the clayman will enjoy shooting the winkle with all of his other gay friends. a clayman’s main goal in life is to one day aspire to the likes of shermdog, however this is virtually impossibele because they usually die young as a result of all the monkey nuts he eats.
holy sh-t that guy is a clayman he really enjoys getting bird f-cked in the -sshole.
- rasputin mustache
the act of shaving a wild squirrel, rubbing it down with vasoline and inserting into the -n-s then taking the squirrel clippings and pasting them on your upper lip. i was so drunk at the zoo last week i gave myself a rasputin mustache
- Ravi Dev
goof ball who can always make people laugh! vp too! d-mn hotttttttttt and s-xyyyyyy
that place on a dog’s belly that, when rubbed, causes the dog’s leg to shake uncontrollably. sparky is always mean to people unless they get his blibula when they pet him.
- Closet dork
a closet dork is someone who is socially accepted; however, when they are out of the public eye they conduct activities one would consider unpopular. (public eye meaning anyone who is socially accepted. the closet dork may still -ssociate with other dorks behind closed doors) closet dorks do not fit the stereotypical “look” of a […]
- cookie says
shortened form of “i have a cookie that says…”, meaning that you are betting a cookie that the statement following is true. cookie says that will rain tommorow.