Cleanaxing
the process of trying to clean your house, office, car etc. and stopping to relax every other minute to eat, drink and/or smoke at the same time; therefore making it take 8 hours to finish something that should be done in 4.
i didn’t make it to the flicks last night because i was stuck cleanaxing in my crib all day.
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