cleanskin


a person with no tattoos. (named after cleanskin wines. a cleanskin wine is a bottle of wine with no brand or label apart from one to tell you the variety of grape used, but never the name of the winery producing it.)
man: so do you have any tattoos?
stripper: nope, i’m a cleanskin, cant you tell?
someone who is into posh snooty things e.g eating sushi, drinking champagne and staying in 5-star hotels and doesnt eg. go camping, eat bangers n mash etc.
omg that teacher eats pies with knives and forks what a clean-skin
a pleasant sh-t, thats easy to p-ss, that you didnt have to wipe for. unfortunately, they are infrequent, so one must cherish the moment when blessed.
person 1: “dude i just had a cleanskin, when i wiped there was nothing on the toilet paper”

person 2: “i f-ck-ng love those terry urds”

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