the cl-ssier term for a moose-knuckle or it’s less terrifying cousin, the camel-toe.
“omg becky’s cleavaj is terrible today. like fo rizzle my shizzle.”
- Cleolinda Jones
cleolinda jones is the pen name of a brilliant writer of hilarious movie parodies. cleolinda’s parodies were first published on her livejournal, but after gaining a m-ssive cult fan following, they have been published as a book as well. her parodies are often of large blockbuster hits such as films based on comics or fantasy […]
- cat daddy
a dude over fifty five who can still get it lionel richie is one cat daddy you had better not leave your lady alone with a new dance created by the rej3ctz, who also created the dance “reject.” this dance is a add-on on the “teach me how to dougie” dance. in this dance t’s […]
the act of picking up dog p–p from your back yard. i had to do some major flumming before sat-rday’s wiffle ball game.
- flush it out
the act of removing a b-st-rd of the womb. girl: i’m pregnant guy: oh sh-t, is it mine. girl: it has to be. guy: better go flush it out.
- Mouse party
a celebration by subordinates on the occasion of their supervisor’s absence. usually applied to office workers, but relevant to any mischievous celebration orchestrated by peers answerable to a common individual. borrowing from the phrase ‘when the cat’s away, the mice will play’, a mouse party might be celebrated by a team of employees taking a […]