a person just d-mn lacking in one way or another.
the clemster on the roof hurts him, himself and others daily. insurance premiums on the clem are often made in installments, it’s the only option for such a high risk clem.
mike is such a clemster he pulled out a piece a metal cut himself and his co-worker. the clemster just lacks d-mn focus.
an acronym for the end of the street store. ok, lets go to eotss for some munchies.
a really juicy cleavage. a prime example would be the cl-ssic ‘y’ shape cleavage. w-nkability factor = 10/10 clunge a.k.a f-nny can also be used as an insult similar to tw-t or pr-ck: clevhead or clev daaayuummm that girl has a fat off clev! ariiitttee love, show us your clev! (must be in c-ckney accent) […]
- Literary analysis
a form of ritual torture, usually performed by high school and college english teachers. it involves forcing students to read an inconprehensible piece of literature, then write a report about a vaguely defined topic relating to the piece, usually consisting of 8-10 or more pages. has been outlawed in some european countries. i want you […]
- Ervin Outfitters
the greatest pun of all history. “hey, i like your shirt!” “thanks! i got it at ervin outfitters!”
- little red riding cunt
your boyfriend is been a w-nker, annoying you all night, you really want to just smother his face so you secretly feed him a couple of xanax and wait until he falls into a deep slumber. it is perfect timing as you are on your period and have thick menstrual blood gushing from your sn-tch. […]