the highly dangerous sitaution that occurrs when a t-rd is fighting its way out of your -ss and you have to clench your sphincter to keep the crowning fecal matter from becoming one with your drawers
“i got stuck in traffic on the interstate and had to pinch a loaf, by time i got home i was in full clench mode
the princess’ best friend! she will always have your back and is the loyalist of friends. also your mum seems to love her more than she loves you! friend 1: my mum was super p-ssed off with me but as soon as my best friend turned up, she suddenly became super sweet and lovely to […]
- malcolm turnbull
29th and current prime minister of the commonwealth of australia. affectionately referred to by his adoring party members north of 50 in the most serious of circ-mstances as: malcolm turncoat, or some other clever variation thereof. rather large fan of pontificating and gesturing dramatically either barefisted or with his trendy gl-sses held aloft in an […]
1) the first time each day that you remember that donald trump is president. 2)anytime your consciously remember trump is president after a period of forgetting. it was 30 minutes after i woke up today that i had my first trumplization..
- anti meme
a meme of which the joke is that there is no joke. (noun) ex: “bae: come over. me: i can’t i’m doing homework. bae: my parents aren’t home. me: my apologies, but my grades in this cl-ss are very low, and unless i don’t want to get into honors, i better get going on it, […]
- bigfoot banging
to have s-x with large men. wonda wonderpig said she was going bigfoot banging when the ball team came back!