Clerks
one of the best cult cl-ssic movies of the 1990s. clerks was written and directed by kevin smith, and was released in late 1994.
in my opinion, randal is the funniest character in clerks.
randal: have you ever wondered how much the average j-zz-mopper makes per hour?
dante: what’s a j-zz-mopper?
randal: he’s the guy that cleans up the nudie booth after each guy jerks off.
a low budget movie that made its way into mainstreem popularity and untimately became a cult cl-ssic. go out and watch this movie right now.
the best f-cking movie in the world,its about a store clerk that had a sh-tty day
a very funny movie that had a very funny television cartoon based on it that unfortunately got cancelled.
go buy the clerks movie and the tv show dvd collection, both rock.
this is byfar one of the best kevin smith movies.
u f-cking tipped over that coffin.
a very funny movie directed by kevin smith (silent bob).
dante: my girlfriend sucked 37 d-cks!!!!
randal: in a row?! (cl-ssic clerks line)
jay: f-ckf-ckf-ckf-ck motha motha f-ck! motha motha f-ck f-ck motha f-ck motha f-ck noinsh noinsh noinsh! shmokin weed shomkin wiz, doing drugs makin biz…(etc)
either: the movie in which the comedy duo jay and silent bob were born,
or a sad depressed individual who hates his life and makes up for it by using what limited power he has to ruin other people’s
as in : clerks is a kick–ss movie
or
” man that clerk at the counter is such a -ss-c-ck muncher”
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