Fuck a monkey
1. an exclamation of frustration
2. an exclamation of awesomeness
3. a dismissal
4. to totally suck at something
5. something you say when there’s nothing else to say
6. to have s-xual intercourse with a primate
1. “why won’t this thing work??? argh, f-ck a monkey!”
2. “how ’bout that gwar concert last night?” “f-ck a monkey, that was awesome!”
3. dumb-ss walking in on conversation: “you like gwar??? you guys are sickos!” guys: “oh, go f-ck a monkey!”
4. -awkward silence- “f-ck a monkey!”
5. “man, i f-ck a monkey at this!”
6. “i gotta go to the zoo and f-ck a monkey.”
1. a general exclamation of frusration.
2. an angry dismissal.
1. “this computer won’t work! argh, f-ck a monkey!!!
2. guy 1: “god, your such a dumb-ss,” guy 2: “oh, f-ck a monkey!”
usually used as an explative.
refers to the problem of aids interfearing with completely free s-x. someone somewhere just had to f-ck a monkey…
see fudgemonkey f-ckmonkey
“oh f-ckamonkey!” expressing s-xual frustration
“somebody had to f-ckamonkey”
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