clintifixion
the act of committing suicide for no reason by way of a firing squad comprised entirely of asian gang members to achieve a result that could have been acquired by calling the police to tell them where the guilty asian gang members live and what they did.
“did you see that clintifixion at the end of gran torino? i think it was the greatest possible way a movie about the white man’s burden could have ended. i was truly moved, because i am indeed that stupid.”
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