Clinton Dip
to moisten your cigar by dipping it into a v-g-n-l opening
u.s. president bill clinton was accused of dipping his cigar deep into the fleshy folds of monica lewinskys v-g-n-. he also smoked it afterward and claimed the aroma to be quite fishy! thus the clinton dip!
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