Reassurance
the art of continually repeating a lie you fabricated and subsequently keep making an -ss out of yourself.
girl: how much money do you make?
dude: i make 52 an hr.
girl: oh
dude: yeah im pretty bored making 52 dollars an hr.
girl: okay
dude:
archetype in oneself
my girlfriend’s re-ssurance on the street.
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