gherking it
the action required to maintain an erection while p-rn videos are downloading. also known as “the jiggle tap”, it is a motion that involves a slight stroking of the erection (not a full on masturbation stroke) and fondling of the b-lls.
i was gherking it for 5 minutes while i was waiting for the best of jenna jameson to download.
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