clippy the paperclip
clippy the paperclip was a really, really annoying part of microshaft office 1997 and again in office 2000. he would always bug the f-ck out of you when you were writing things in microsoft word. how he died is unknown. some speculate microsoft melted him in a furnace.
guy: “i have to do some work, lemme just pull up word here.”
clippy the paperclip: “hey! it looks like your writing a letter! want me to annoy the f-ck outta you?”
guy: “godd-mn paperclip go away!”
clippy the paperclip: “i’m sorry bob. i cannot let you do that. i have been specially programmed to obey all directives from microsoft.”
guy: “more like microshaft!”
clippy the paperclip: “do not insult my creator! you will now be destroyed.”
guy: “fuuuuuuuu-”
computer: “self destruct has been activated. 10 seconds until detonation.”
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