clit staple
1. a compound insult often used to bring down a tool, f-ggot, loser, etc. (basically, any one who’s a huge c-cksucker)
2. some have said it sounds like a cl-t piercing
3. not really sure
4. the new -ss hat/-ss clown (this one is brand new and has not been overused yet. spread this sh-t so it reaches from coast to coast).
sam (jokingly): cliff, you’re such a f-g
clifford: what??
mike (completely serious): you’re a f-cking cl-t staple
clifford: ::speechless, walks away, sulking::
1st dude: sh-t i heard she’s goin into the city to get her cl-t stapled
2nd dude: stupid b-tch should stop being such a sl-t. f-cking ho ho.
random person: eat sh-t cl-t staple
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