clit whisperer
1. main usage: a person who delivers exquisite c-nn-l-ng-s, able to deliver knee-trembling pleasure to even the most stubbornly unresponsive of love beans.
2. also, less commonly: a man who’s voice is so gravelly that if he were to talk over a women’s cl-torus the vibrations would inevitably tickle her to a powerful climax.
1. “how was your night with stuart?”
“unbelievable, he may look like a computer progammer, but i swear he’s a f-cking cl-t whisperer. i came so hard i p-ssed out. ”
2. “i’d say david attenburgh is the greatest cl-t whisperer of our time. you reckon?”
“nah, barry white’s tones would rattle your little bean to heaven in a nano second. attenburgh has neither the consistency nor b-ss. i’d like it if he was my grandad though.”
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