clitar solo
a cl-tar solo is performed by very overweight moley-featured lesbian musicians when naked and alone. it is usually accompanied by low groaning and a sploshing sound closely followed by a few loud rasping f-nny farts and then snoring.
“wow! look at nikki playing away at that cl-tar solo. still it beats the verses which are all about cutting men’s d-cks off and throwing them in the river.”
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