clitsaurus


when a chicks v-g-n- is so d-mn old, it is regarded as the equivalant of a dinosaur, or in some cases, a fossil.
“god my 3rd grade school teacher was soo d-mn old, i swear she had a f-cking cl-tsaurus!” or “man i was f-cking this hoe last night, and her cl-t was as old as a f-cking gutenburg bible!”

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