Clojob
when a girl gets with a guy at a club, brings him home with the implied promise of s-x, makes him pay for the taxi, then falls asleep in bed, denying him s-x, demanding instead to be spooned
dude i didnt have s-x last night, she pulled a clojob and i paid for taxi then had to spoon
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