Clom
a planet in the doctor who universe, it is an undesirable planet, and the twin planet of raxacoricofallapatorius. the species of the two planets are similar, but seem to despise each other.
clom was one of twenty seven planets stolen from sp-ce and time into the medusa cascade by the daleks. it could not be found since the time inside the cascade was off by a single second. the twenty seven planets were to be used to create a reality bomb, which would destroy every universe and every life form, except those who were in proximity of the bomb, making the daleks the only living beings in all of existence.
this plan was thwarted by the tenth doctor, donna n-ble, and the clone doctor, and clom was returned to its rightful place in the galaxy.
the doctor: you’re not from raxacoricofallapatorius, are you?
abzorbaloff: no! i’m not the swine; i spit on them! i was born on their twin planet.
the doctor: really? what’s the twin planet of raxacoricofallapatorius?
abzorbaloff: clom!
the doctor: clom?
the doctor: “clom’s gone? who would want clom?!”
the sound you make when you’re f-cking a b-tch. also used to signify something good happening.
“hey john did you get it in last night”… “yeah man i was clomming her sh-t for hours”
“we just picked up an ounce!”… “clom! i’ll get the bong out”
the unit used to measure the depth of the v-g-n-l cavity. approximately the distance from the tip of the middle finger to halfway up the forearm.
man, this girl was five cloms deep!
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