cloyfriend
a cloyfriend is that guy who just won’t get it. he will never be your boyfriend, but he thinks if he hangs around long enough he is sure to get lucky someday. he never will. he is cloying and annoying and is just pathetic enough that you don’t have the heart to tell him the awful truth, not that it would deter him. a cloyfriend is basically a harmless stalker.
larry just keeps posting pictures of him and me on his facebook page. we were up at tahoe with a bunch of people over the fourth, but somehow he managed to get pictures of us together, what a cloyfriend.
Read Also:
- clsi1
a total tool who thinks he is an expert on every subject, especially politics. that b-tch thinks she knows everything, she is such a clsi1.
- Club Whore
little girls who think they’re hot sh-t, who go to clubs with fake ids, half naked, looking to hook up with every guy in the club. girl 1:did you see that girl hooking up with that guy? how did her mother let her walk out of the house wearing that? girl 2:i know, shes such […]
- clue hug
a hug given to a detective as a reward for finding a clue. typically an awkward gesture, usually given by a psychotic fan. clue hugs are not to be given when the detective is summing up the crime. (after finding a clue, marci approaches monk with her arms open.) monk: what are you doing? marci: […]
- Cluster Fornication
1. miltary term for a situation caused by too many inept officers, cl-ster referring to the insignia worn my majors and lt. colenels, oak leaf cl-sters. also known as “charlie foxtrot”. 2. a derogatory term used to describe a system or operation that has been totally screwed up by a group of idiots who couldn’t […]
- clyder
a clyder is a term used by males to discribe an overweight female, or fat chick, clyders often gather together in groups called clydes. a clyder often has a rather nice slim attractive female friend who is known as the fondel spencer: sh-t man this party is filled with clyders. luke: watch out that group […]