Clompliment
when you’re trying to give someone a compliment, and then realise it was more of an insult. generally followed by backtracking and apologies.
“that skirt is great at hiding your fat thights!”
“!!!!”
“oh my gosh i’m so sorry – that was a bit of a clompliment”
a compliment, but instead of being complimenting, it’s more of a smack in the face.
“you looked really skinny today… what happend? bam!”
“ouch”
“d-mn, i used another clompliment didn’t i?”
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