Closet Caller


someone who, when having a private conversation on a cell phone, will move into the nearest closet to talk, instead of holding off the conversation for a later time. these people should be made fun of and ridiculed as much as possible while in said closet.
kris thought his conversation with his girlfriend was so important, being a closet caller, he ran into the closet thinking n-body would hear it.

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