closet clinger
the state, usually long-term, of being a closet h-m-s-xual that is beyond the usual level of gay and is too much of a p-ssy to come out of the closet. this person is usually very angry at the world because he/she has not yet advanced to being able to be a s-xual accurate being.
larry asked his girlfriend for -n-l s-x on such a consistent basis it became clear to her he was a closet clinger.
“oh for christ’s sake, i wish jim would just stop closet clinging and stop using my sister as a ploy to come across as heteros-xual” (friend repilies) “f-ck yeah, he’s always such a moody b-tch every time our family gets together i wish he would just stop closet clinging too!”
“get outta my -ss you dirty closet clinger”
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