closet crunch
when your girlfriend is knee deep in housework and you ambush her while she’s putting clothes away, get her all folded up in the corner of the closet like a cheap lawn chair & bang the daylights out of her. after, you pull one of her shirts off the hanger to wipe up with.
stacie was super busy putting clothes away, when eric totally snuck up on her & gave her a heavy dose of the ol’ closet crunch.
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