closet jew
a person that is afraid to come out of the closet b/c they might get cut out from their family’s wealth or they might be killed due to being gay.
bret: whats the deal with that frankie fernandez kid?
peter: idk he’s rich as h-ll and he dresses like a f-ckin h-m-.
taylor: he’s a closet jew, hes afraid that his parents will cut him off.
someone who hides their jewish ident-ty
paul rudd is a closet jew just like cary grant.
a person who hides their jewish heritage to be accepted in society. also known as a: crypto jew
note: this can also be used by someone who wants to be jewish, but is afraid of rejection in society.
i could be considered a closet jew, because i want to be jewish, but i’m afraid of being rejected by my family and friends.
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