Closet Nerd
any person seen as cool and hip by his/her peers but secretly enjoys doing nerdy things that “cool” people frown upon.
person 1>man, that guy is so freakin cool.
person 2>he’s a closet nerd, he plays d&d and mtg with my friends and me every weekend.
person 1>no way…
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