Closet Shrine


a place of worship dedicated to a person with no knowledge of its existence. the shrine may contain the person’s used tissues, worthless possessions, and an exact replica of the person constructed from the person’s old chewing gum. the statue is to be worshipped in the shrine each night before bed and homage is to be paid.
helga is stalking arnold religiously. she even has a closet shrine dedicated to him where she worships a statue of him every night before bed.

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